"Dawn hails from Texas, where the traffic is speedy, everything is indeed bigger, and the Harry Potter games last for a year and a half bare minimum. Fandom has for many years now admired her skill, dedication, and callipygian booty. Truly, Fandom is lucky to have such a mind (and body) in its ranks."
"What is there to say about Dawn? Oh, right, she's Made Of Awesome. She has to live in Texas because it's the only state big enough to hold her awesomeness without exploding."
"Dawn: because when the world's dark, Dawn always brings light back to it, and all the world rejoices in retard return. You may wonder... was Dawn programmed to be amazing? Nope, she was born that way. Trufax."