Does Licking Count?
Girl in grocery store: Do you eat muffins?
Guy: What?
Girl: Do you eat muffins?
Guy: Is that a trick question?
Athens, Georgia
Girl in grocery store: Do you eat muffins?
Guy: What?
Girl: Do you eat muffins?
Guy: Is that a trick question?
Athens, Georgia
New strip -- Sometimes you have to unspool a little... it helps you get all untangled from yourself.
I'm having a painting sale over at my Etsy shop! I've knocked $10 off the price of the large ones, plus you get free shipping with them as well. Pretty sweet, right?
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Old lady #1: I've never liked her!
Old lady #2: She was a shit at school, and she's a shit now.
West Midlands
England

Girl to group: You guys! Everyone who has not had this fetus in their rectum is still a virgin!
Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York
Little boy, wearing high heels: I'm bigger! I'm bigger!
Southern California
